What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand witch.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

How can you tell if a vampire likes cricket?
He turns into a bat every night.

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
" Don't spook until you're spooken to."

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties

What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.

What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.

What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.

What did mama cannibal say to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
" Would you like another piece?"